There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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