well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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