Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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