wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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