we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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