I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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