nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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