Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We left the knife in your bed.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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