Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She told me I should be a condom model.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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