What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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