You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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