Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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