I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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