She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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