Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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