Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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