SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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