so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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