I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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