I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Send help, water and tortillas.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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