Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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