Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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