Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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