nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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