I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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