Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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