Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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