Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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