Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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