i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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