just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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