doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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