I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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