sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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