idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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