I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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