I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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