No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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