I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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