After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Pants are for mortals
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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