Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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