where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Operation Purity has been aborted
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
