i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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