it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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