Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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