She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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