She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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