If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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