lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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