What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm having to shit out rocks
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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