I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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