If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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