i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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