well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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