What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
nutella sex= disaster
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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