love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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