I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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