I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
its not stalking. its research.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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