She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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