i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
