I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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